Humorous Sleep Quotes

Laugh and the world laughs with you; snore, and you sleep alone!"

-Anthony Burgess

"The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more."

-Wilson Mizener

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one."

-Leo J. Burke

"I love sleep. My life has a tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?"

-Ernest Hemingway

"The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late."

-Charles Caleb Colton

"There is no hope for a civilization which starts each day to the sound of an alarm clock."

-Unknown Author

"Sleep is the most moronic fraternity in the world, with the heaviest dues and the crudest rituals."

-Vladimir Nabokov

"People who snore always fall asleep first."

-Unknown Author

"I'm not asleep... but that doesn't mean I'm awake."

-Unknown Author

"A day without a nap is like a cupcake without frosting."

-Terri Guillemets

"Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep."

-Albert Camus